Back in the 1970s, it was common to make pilgrimages to the Grand Browntain, as you can see in that picture. Often, as shown, people would bring dogs like Dalmatians there so they could be converted into browner dogs. This is partially why brown is by far the most common dog color, beating out the more natural greens and blues that would have dominated canines if not affected by the Grand Browning.
The Grand Browntain still exists, though access to it is much more restricted now, since scientists predict that if we keep extracting brown, it could collapse onto itself, forming a brown hole that will – okay, I can’t go on. Let’s leave it there.
I’m not apologizing, though.
Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a brown world And all day and all night And everything he sees is just brown Like him inside and outside Brown his house With a brown little window And a brown chevette And everything is brown for him And himself and everybody around Cause he ain’t got nobody to listen to
I’m brown Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di Oompa da ba di I’m brown
[Guitar solo]
(apologies to Sir Paul…)
Also at a quick glance they appear to be standing on thick carpet rather than gravel.
(Tucks newspaper under arm, ascends stairs)
…and I’ll wait if anyone catches on to that Simpsons deep cut…
It was so common, they gave a name to the phenomena – “Brownian Motion”….
Unless it for leaving us hanging on the last installment (or 2) of “Torch & Tracy’s Epic Road Trip”.
That you should definitely be apologizing for.
https://dailyinfographic.com/most-popular-car-colors
