I mean, look no further than this line that Jason wrote, which appears absolutely insane when taken out of context. Hell, that paragraph is nutty even with the context of it being an Automotive Would You Rather. Jason’s just like that, and it makes me feel like we should just publish an article that’s just Jason quotes taken out of context. I’m pretty sure if you fed an AI Jason articles and told it to write something based on them, the server hosting the AI will overload and smoke itself out. Perhaps this, and today’s Cold Start, are why reader Duke of Kent reports that RSS readers have no idea how to handle this: Since we’ve been short on COTDs lately, we’re giving three of you the honors today. Pancakeman has chosen the right reason to be an Autopian Member: In response to requests for a sexy oyster drawing, Jason said that they’re limited to Autopian Rich Corinthian Leather-level members only. Oh, but our members aren’t letting him off that easy, from Drew: So, uh, I guess you want oysters of varying attractiveness? You know what, here’s some out-of-context Jason: And here’s a photo from Jason without context:
If you were to follow The Autopian as if it were a parenting blog, you’d teach your kids to collect broken cars, sleep in sleazy motels as you drive across the country in dead silence, obsess over taillights, and develop an addiction to the Renault Twingo. Well, and your kid may end up visiting OnlyOysters. I wonder how an RSS reader will attempt to classify this. Also the Urine, Gallon Holder System (UGHS) should have a PCV-style vent to allow air to escape during filling. https://www.aircraftspruce.com/catalog/pspages/pilotreliefventuri.php Or standard equipment on WWII bombers https://hangarthirteen.org/relief-tube/ The main difference is that the ones on aircraft generally just vent to the outside rather than into a jug, and for what it’s worth I’ve never actually seen one installed on any small plane so chances are your not getting sprayed with urine by that Cessna which just flew over. Luckily, I am not a parent. I’d also like to point out that my RSS reader thought that this post was also about parenting (though that’s a bit more understandable since the word is right there in the title).
